my mom has a crush on a lawyer down in arizona that she met on last.fm (a social/music networking site) and this is a slight glimpse at what must be going on in her head:
mom: i wonder what's wrong with that drew guy. i mean he has a great personality, and a successful job, so why hasn't he been married yet?
me: i have no idea.
mom: maybe he has a small penis.
me: well there's only one way to find out! (in my mind i was thinking going down to arizona and have sex with him as any normal teenager or person would think)
mom: *slight pause* ask??
Showing posts with label boyfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boyfriend. Show all posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
boys
i hate boys
i wish i didn't like any of them ever again
today i was in the hall waiting for my mom and i saw my stalkee talking to some of his friends. i was just sitting there minding my own business and i heard him say to this one girl "see that girl over there in the white skirt?" and i didn't hear anything else!!! i listened as closely as i could, and i couldn't hear a thing!!! fuck!!! i told my mom and she was like "joey (my friend's boyfriend) probably told him that you liked him and so now he's just telling his friends" and it sucks because every time i see him in the halls, he gives me weird looks (not dirty looks just weird ones) and i don't know what to do. what if he's one of those guys who once he finds out you like him, he makes things all awkward? that would suck and i would hate him. and now that i think about it, i don't really want to ask him to winter's. i think i want to ask my friend. he's pretty amazing and he really likes me and we're really close and i love him to death. did i mention he's hot? well he is..
but anyway back to stalkee. i can't decide if i really like him, but i can't tell any of my friends that or they'll freak.. they'll be "o it's just a phase!" or "why? you can totally tell he likes you. go talk to him and get his number and get his penis in your pants" and they totally won't believe me.
god i hate high school.
i wish i didn't like any of them ever again
today i was in the hall waiting for my mom and i saw my stalkee talking to some of his friends. i was just sitting there minding my own business and i heard him say to this one girl "see that girl over there in the white skirt?" and i didn't hear anything else!!! i listened as closely as i could, and i couldn't hear a thing!!! fuck!!! i told my mom and she was like "joey (my friend's boyfriend) probably told him that you liked him and so now he's just telling his friends" and it sucks because every time i see him in the halls, he gives me weird looks (not dirty looks just weird ones) and i don't know what to do. what if he's one of those guys who once he finds out you like him, he makes things all awkward? that would suck and i would hate him. and now that i think about it, i don't really want to ask him to winter's. i think i want to ask my friend. he's pretty amazing and he really likes me and we're really close and i love him to death. did i mention he's hot? well he is..
but anyway back to stalkee. i can't decide if i really like him, but i can't tell any of my friends that or they'll freak.. they'll be "o it's just a phase!" or "why? you can totally tell he likes you. go talk to him and get his number and get his penis in your pants" and they totally won't believe me.
god i hate high school.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
grounded
sorry i haven't written in so long..
my mom grounded me from being on the computer (does that make any sense to you? it doesn't to me..)
anyway, it feels like a lot has happened in this past week
last night i went to a stomp with my friend and her boyfriend and her boyfriend is friend's with my stalkee (okay so get this.. they weren't friends until i started hanging out with my friend and her now-boyfriend asked her out, and now they're always hanging out and going to coffee and stuff) and i asked her boyfriend if he could convince my stalkee to come to the stomp.. and he did!! and of course he hung out with her boyfriend the whole time, but i don't mind.
it was pretty spectacular. it was for halloween, so we were all supposed to dress up, but my stalkee didn't and i was making fun of him for it.
i think on monday i'm going to ask him if he has a myspace (i already know he does, but he hasn't logged on in 3 months) and then if he says "yes but i never log on.." i'm going to ask for his number!! ah!! i'm so excited! (my friend's boyfriend already offered to give it to me, but that seems a little bit more stalker-esque then i'm willing to go..)
o and a major ego boost this week: my friend's boyfriend was telling me that a bunch of his friends think i'm hot, and i went over to where they were standing after school and they were all hitting on me and making stupid jokes, and it was quite hilarious
i think i'm going to ask my stalkee to winter's. (it's a dance for all of you not pop-cultury enough to figure that out). i bet he has to work, but i'm going to take my chances. that would be amazing if i went to winter's with him.. i'm not a big dance person, and i don't think he is either, but it would still be fun. i need to start saying that i'm going to ask him now, so when it's actually time to ask him i'll be all hyped and ready..
my mom grounded me from being on the computer (does that make any sense to you? it doesn't to me..)
anyway, it feels like a lot has happened in this past week
last night i went to a stomp with my friend and her boyfriend and her boyfriend is friend's with my stalkee (okay so get this.. they weren't friends until i started hanging out with my friend and her now-boyfriend asked her out, and now they're always hanging out and going to coffee and stuff) and i asked her boyfriend if he could convince my stalkee to come to the stomp.. and he did!! and of course he hung out with her boyfriend the whole time, but i don't mind.
it was pretty spectacular. it was for halloween, so we were all supposed to dress up, but my stalkee didn't and i was making fun of him for it.
i think on monday i'm going to ask him if he has a myspace (i already know he does, but he hasn't logged on in 3 months) and then if he says "yes but i never log on.." i'm going to ask for his number!! ah!! i'm so excited! (my friend's boyfriend already offered to give it to me, but that seems a little bit more stalker-esque then i'm willing to go..)
o and a major ego boost this week: my friend's boyfriend was telling me that a bunch of his friends think i'm hot, and i went over to where they were standing after school and they were all hitting on me and making stupid jokes, and it was quite hilarious
i think i'm going to ask my stalkee to winter's. (it's a dance for all of you not pop-cultury enough to figure that out). i bet he has to work, but i'm going to take my chances. that would be amazing if i went to winter's with him.. i'm not a big dance person, and i don't think he is either, but it would still be fun. i need to start saying that i'm going to ask him now, so when it's actually time to ask him i'll be all hyped and ready..
Saturday, October 18, 2008
loneliness
is loneliness normal? i've been feeling very lonely for a long time now :(
i don't know if i'm have a strong craving for a boyfriend
or i'm growing apart from friends i've had for a long time
or it's just something i need to fucking deal with and move on
hm, reflection time...
i don't know if i'm have a strong craving for a boyfriend
or i'm growing apart from friends i've had for a long time
or it's just something i need to fucking deal with and move on
hm, reflection time...
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