did i mention my mom's a freak?

i'm sitting here as the clock nears midnight accompanied by loony mom.

she's downloading while singing monotonously
"i have lots of jimmy smith
more jimmy smith than one ever needs
this is what i do while you're asleep
and when i'm alone
like when i was reading the bell jar
and i was thinking to myself
when will i go crazy??
ah!!!"

wow mom
wow

drew from arizona

my mom has a crush on a lawyer down in arizona that she met on last.fm (a social/music networking site) and this is a slight glimpse at what must be going on in her head:

mom: i wonder what's wrong with that drew guy. i mean he has a great personality, and a successful job, so why hasn't he been married yet?
me: i have no idea.
mom: maybe he has a small penis.
me: well there's only one way to find out! (in my mind i was thinking going down to arizona and have sex with him as any normal teenager or person would think)

mom: *slight pause* ask??