my mom has a crush on a lawyer down in arizona that she met on last.fm (a social/music networking site) and this is a slight glimpse at what must be going on in her head:
mom: i wonder what's wrong with that drew guy. i mean he has a great personality, and a successful job, so why hasn't he been married yet?
me: i have no idea.
mom: maybe he has a small penis.
me: well there's only one way to find out! (in my mind i was thinking going down to arizona and have sex with him as any normal teenager or person would think)
mom: *slight pause* ask??
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